Story of my life.
(via loveliesteyes)
(via iwantbigcloset)
(via explodexplode)
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
-Chelsea Handler
(Source: sociopathicdorito, via loveliesteyes)
![saraplainandtall:thedailywhat:
Life-Altering Edible Spoon of the Day: Denis Bostandzic’s “Spoonachos” are just a concept right now, but the sooner you fund them, the sooner I can begin replacing every utensil I own with Spoonachos.
[c|g.]
Brilliant.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbdnjaF7it1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
saraplainandtall:thedailywhat:
Life-Altering Edible Spoon of the Day: Denis Bostandzic’s “Spoonachos” are just a concept right now, but the sooner you fund them, the sooner I can begin replacing every utensil I own with Spoonachos.
[c|g.]
Brilliant.
(Source: thedailywhat, via loveliesteyes)
thingsorganizedneatly: Pizza Flags by Tiny Urban Kitchen
“ Apathy is a sort of living oblivion.
Horace Greeley
(Source: colettesaintyves)
I would give away my kidney and a lung for one of these right now.
(via prettyfoods)
Photoshop Sweded
Paris vs. NYC
